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Why Can’t Cars Fly Yet??

I know flying cars are old hat at this point, but people do keep bringing them up at the Futurist Club, and I can see why. We’ve been promised them for decades, and yet car manufacturers don’t seem all that … Continue reading

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Name that Rock, and Other Things That Should Exist

If only there was a game show called ‘Name That Rock!’ I’d be amazing at it. I’d probably be the reigning champion, famous throughout Australia for my ability to discern various types of pebbles simply by feeling them. Sadly, people … Continue reading

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Oh Boy, Back to the EXP Grind…

Always fills me with that sinking feeling when I hear they’re releasing an expansion for Over-Botch. That game already eats up enough of my free time, and every single expansion I swear that I won’t go back. Then they release … Continue reading

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Someone Please Invent this Hair Innovation

Why have we reached 2017 without someone inventing a helmet that does your hair for you? I’ve watched every single episode of Lizard’s Lair, I’ve seen every single stupid invention those people have made, and a few good ones, and … Continue reading

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It’s Been a Day of New Things

Alright, I’m seriously reconsidering my long-standing hatred of sushi. I suppose it was unfounded discrimination- sushi-ism, if you will- since I’d only had to once, from a supermarket, and it made me sick. Thanks to the other aunt for that … Continue reading

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My Extremely Specific Hair Problem

I hate having really specific problems, because I can’t really ask anyone about them. I wish I had normal people problems, that normal people can just google. Then I’d find my answers on Wiki-How, and everything would be lovely. Nope! … Continue reading

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The Shroom, A True Masterpiece

I don’t care what anyone says, The Shroom is an underrated masterpiece. And people are still saying that director Timmy Wizzo’s comments about the whole thing being satire are just a way for him to cover up how terrible it … Continue reading

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A blow to my ego

I like to think of myself as a pretty handy kind of gal. Someone who could bust open a box of tools and know what the heck she’s doing with them. If there’s a problem with the plumbing, I’m usually … Continue reading

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Work Before Lighting, I Say

I was supposed to be running this place by now. Oh, I still have ambition by the boatload, and I’m as determined as ever that this entire office, and eventually the company, shall be under my boot. That’s the only … Continue reading

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Marine Welding for Monkeys

I suppose there is quite a subtle difference between a monkey and a scientist. I suppose you could do both, because I’m pretty sure monkeys and their cousins have opposable thumbs, but the problem would be their level of interest. … Continue reading

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