Monthly Archives: January 2016

Square Tax Accountant Pegs, And Me

It’s tough, being born into a family of square pegs when you’re a dodecahedron-shaped hole. I guess that kind of counts as a maths analogy, which is ironic because my life’s greatest pet peeve is that all my relatives are … Continue reading

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Perfect Skin in the Next Life

It’s a great life, being a dog. Or a cat. Still, I feel like cats are able to entertain themselves more efficiently, so maybe they have the edge. If an owner leaves a dog at home for hours, they generally … Continue reading

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Mike’s vinyl wrap

Probably a bit too often, I find myself worrying about Mike. Mike is one of those school friends that, although I keep in really good touch with, has taken a very different path in life than yours truly. Instead of … Continue reading

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The tv antenna installation man saga

See, I find it really interesting that most parents (cough, my parents, cough) have an exceedingly large number of double standards. They’re everywhere: I’m not allowed to make any mess but if mum does it, it’s fine, I have to … Continue reading

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Hit Songs About Roof Repair

There are a lot of songs that talk about love. Why do none of them mention things like the environment, or the government’s habit of overspending when it comes to railway crossings? All of them valid topics to bring up … Continue reading

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The Analytics of Tree Lopping

Statistically speaking, there are enough trees in the world to process our oxygen needs for a number of years…though it remains to be seen if population growth will affect that figure. Personally, I think it’s time to cull the trees … Continue reading

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Boat Catches, Catching Boats…

I remember watching a movie where people turned into bears. It wasn’t really a bad thing, because they all learned life lessons about how to take care of nature, get along with their family members and each other, and then … Continue reading

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High Resolution

Ah yes. The New Year. I know it’s really, really terrible, and that there’s a whole ton of scientific proof that backs up the fact that New Year’s Resolutions are stupid, but I love them anyway. New year – new … Continue reading

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A Jaunt Up to…What?

I don’t really have relatives in Sydney. I really don’t, and I barely know anyone there either, and I feel really really bad about lying but I had to have a reason! I couldn’t tell Nic that I just wanted … Continue reading

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A Luddite, Probably

I’ve been called Amish, I’ve been labelled a ‘Luddite’…but it’s not my fault. With the way they’re bringing out a new phone every second day, I can’t be expected to keep up. I’m just a vocal person, and I’ll vocalise … Continue reading

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