The Analytics of Tree Lopping

loggingStatistically speaking, there are enough trees in the world to process our oxygen needs for a number of years…though it remains to be seen if population growth will affect that figure. Personally, I think it’s time to cull the trees that aren’t doing us good, and plant new ones in their place. It’s the only way to sustainable growth.

I propose that this trial will be taking place in the region of Brisbane, with tree lopping professionals employed to complete the work. My theory states that at least 20% of trees in the region, if not more, are not contributing to society in any meaningful way, and may in fact present a clear and present danger to the population in the form of decay and possible collapse due to insect or storm damage. Now, not everyone has the funding for tree removal, which is why this scheme is so important. Many a citizen has been left at the mercy of a decaying, useless tree at the bottom of a garden or taking up space on a plot of land. These may be entire trees, or simply stumps in need of grinding. The extraction of roots is a difficult task, but once completed, a new tree may be put in place of the old one. Just think what the world would be like, should every tree be operating at 100% efficiency! I can even envision healthy trees that are nonetheless not useful being subject to the same scheme, but perhaps some form of visual pleasantness is necessary. For the time being, at least.

Thus, tree lopping professionals will be deployed to seek out trees that are no longer fulfilling their function. All of mankind will benefit from this work, no matter who they are. Oxygen is a shared resource, after all. This method of weeding out the old and supplanting it with the new has no drawbacks. Possibly, there are other applications. Now, I must liaise with Brisbane tree removal experts. My project is ready to become reality.

-Alvin H.C.

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