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Spontaneity vs the conference venue

Every now and again, once in a blue moon or so, I decide to do something a little bit spontaneous. I decide I’m bored out of my brains with the mundanity of day to day life and want to go … Continue reading

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Name Trouble in the Office

Call me crazy, but I think the boss is supposed to be the one who calls the shots in an office, not his PA. This lady has just come from nowhere, supposedly some big swanky office in the city, and … Continue reading

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What’s your best feature?

Everyone has a feature that they like. Even if they have low self esteem and think of themselves as ugly, usually they can still say, ‘My favourite feature is my eyes’ or ‘I like my complexion.’ In my case, it’s … Continue reading

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Week of Our Lives Gets Graphic

It’s true that I watch too much TV. Last night I found myself watching an episode of People Who Insult Each Other’s Cooking and I found myself drawn in by all the dramatic musical cues and backstage gossip. They really … Continue reading

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What’s a marine welder?

Matt’s back in town! All you faithful readers out there probably have no idea what I’m talking about, but this is a pretty big deal, and let me explain why. When I talk about my family (which I feel like … Continue reading

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Octopuses and Nautical Careers

So I was watching an anime about a space octopus who also happens to be a great teacher. I think it was called Elimination Schoolroom! Anyway, in this particular anime there was a big focus on each student’s individual skill … Continue reading

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Square Tax Accountant Pegs, And Me

It’s tough, being born into a family of square pegs when you’re a dodecahedron-shaped hole. I guess that kind of counts as a maths analogy, which is ironic because my life’s greatest pet peeve is that all my relatives are … Continue reading

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Perfect Skin in the Next Life

It’s a great life, being a dog. Or a cat. Still, I feel like cats are able to entertain themselves more efficiently, so maybe they have the edge. If an owner leaves a dog at home for hours, they generally … Continue reading

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Mike’s vinyl wrap

Probably a bit too often, I find myself worrying about Mike. Mike is one of those school friends that, although I keep in really good touch with, has taken a very different path in life than yours truly. Instead of … Continue reading

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The tv antenna installation man saga

See, I find it really interesting that most parents (cough, my parents, cough) have an exceedingly large number of double standards. They’re everywhere: I’m not allowed to make any mess but if mum does it, it’s fine, I have to … Continue reading

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