I can’t remember when I first started being interested in fighting. In a way I feel like it has always been a part of my fabric, I just didn’t have a channel for it until I saw the ultimate fighting champion win his belt back in 1990. My wife doesn’t like me fighting so is always showing me adverts for jobs like drain cleaning specialist in Melbourne and plumber’s assistant. I’ve never really expressed an interest in any kind of drain work but for some reason these adverts seem to be the ones that crop up the most. It’s at the point now where I don’t tell her when I’m entering a big fight but she can normally tell when it has happened because I come home with a fresh set of scrapes and bruises. Occasionally she asks if I won or not but more often or not she grabs a hot cloth, tends to my ailments and tells me to stop. Funnily enough, our bathroom drain recently experienced some problems and we had to arrange for a professional to come and deal with the unblocking. My wife kept pressuring me to speak to the drain companies and I think she thought it would provide inspiration for me to change my career path. I spoke to the best drain repair company in Melbourne and they said they could be there the next day to deal with our drain blockage. I purposefully arranged it for a time when my wife would be in but I would not, otherwise I knew she would just hound me about asking them for a job. Her latest obsession is for me to become an electrician so I am keeping close tabs on all our lighting and electrics so she doesn’t feel the need to have me shadow an electrician around the house.