I’m working on something really big. I shouldn’t talk about it here, but I just can’t help it. I’m so excited that I have to get this off my chest. You’re probably wondering what I’m talking about, and why I’m taking so long to get to it. The truth is that I’m building suspense. Can you feel the suspense? What’s that? You think the suspense could be stronger? Well, in that case, I’ll keep going. I’ll give you a hint. My big project has something to do with engine diagnostics. Except it really doesn’t. How does it have something to do with engine diagnostics, but also not? You’ll soon find out. And if I do say so myself, I think you’ll be very impressed with my research. Oh, I shouldn’t have spoiled that it had research involved. I suppose I might as well come out and say it then.
I have discovered a new way to harness energy, similar to solar power. Recently, I was on my way to a mechanic near Queanbeyan, when I heard on the radio that certain solar panels can gather as much energy as a single bolt of lightning, which got me thinking: why haven’t we turned lightning bolts into electricity we can use yet? So, I got to work building a prototype electric vehicle. I call it the Lightning Harnessing Car of Doom! Why ‘of doom’? Well, I just thought it sounded cool. It’s not a device I’m going to use to take over the world or anything like that. I’m not an evil scientist.
The idea is that this lightning rod will be placed at the highest point of the vehicle. When the lightning is pulled toward it, a machine will be powered which transfers the energy into the electricity we know and live. I don’t know why this hasn’t been thought of before. It’s genius! When we have lightning-powered vehicles worldwide because of my invention, you can thank me directly, right on this blog.