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Agent Replacement

Posted on February 15, 2021 by admin

I don’t think I can rely on Amanda and Jackie to bring the time-travelling kid to me anymore. They’ve failed to apprehend him too many times, and he is an asset I simply cannot afford to lose. That’s why I’ve … Continue reading →

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Settle This

Posted on January 20, 2021 by admin

I thought we’d had him, that we were about to complete our mission, but it seemed as if the boy had realised who Jackie and I really were: time travelling bounty hunters sent to bring him to time prison. As … Continue reading →

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Saving the Designer

Posted on January 19, 2021 by admin

I can not believe that my husband is too afraid of a dog to get out of a storage closet, and would rather starve to death than call me and admit the truth about his secret office designing plan. Thank … Continue reading →

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Not the Bandit

Posted on December 22, 2020 by admin

I swear it’s not me this time. Yes, I did once go on a long streak of smashing glass, but that life is behind me now. I would never compromise my life with Frankie by breaking the law. I mean, … Continue reading →

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Kitchen Appliance’s Shoes…

Posted on November 27, 2018 by admin

The Trumpeting Moon has had a bit of a slump recently when it comes to their brain teasers. It’s usually the part of the day I look forward to the most, sitting on the train (or mostly standing on the … Continue reading →

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Actually, My Kitchen

Posted on October 1, 2018 by admin

Of course, Priscilla would be the one to win the Skimmer’s Digestive competition. What did she win?  A top quality kitchen renovation of her dreams. Priscilla, who never cooks and knows the number every single takeout place in Melbourne by … Continue reading →

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Things Said About Cars and Such

Posted on June 19, 2018 by admin

I feel terribly invigorated after this weekend’s seminar, and it’s all thanks to…the things that were said at the seminar. Truth be told, it was about 50% talking, and the rest of the time we spent doing the thing you … Continue reading →

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Please Be Polite When You Sneeze

Posted on June 19, 2018 by admin

You know what I find disturbing? People with really violent sneezes. There are different tiers of sneezing, sure, and some people just have more visible reactions than others. I myself am at the bottom of the tier list, because all … Continue reading →

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Tinting, for Fun and…Well, Not Profit

Posted on April 30, 2018 by admin

Here I was thinking we were getting our windows tinted because the outside world was supposed to be distracting! As it turns out, it’s more of a one-way tinting. It’s a bit darker outside, but that doesn’t bother me too … Continue reading →

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A Ditty for My Fine Mechanics

Posted on April 17, 2018 by admin

Cars are certainly an oddity to folks such as myself. Obviously I have a certain amount of suspicion for government entities, large corporations and machines in general. They’re all creations of man, and thus carry the taint of…man…liness. Woman make … Continue reading →

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